Cops: Man planned to drive around until sobering up: http://www.app.com/apps/pbcs.dll/articl ... 10444/1070


I know this guy. Well, not anymore.

I knew him more back when I dated his half brother, and he was kind of a jerk then, but only because they didn't get along. Some of the stories I've heard prior to this one ... well, if you know anyone that jumps out of a hot tub naked to steal your friend's truck while high, let me know! I found out about this yesterday from said brother (who shall remain nameless), who told me this would be all over the internet (lo, and behold!) and we both had two things to say...

1) you think THIS is bad? ha! given past stories, THIS is nothing. a little bland on the story part, though. he's done way more spectacular stuff. and...

2) you've never met his MOM! ha!!! (she isn't called "Janice-saurus-Rex" for nothing!) the best part, she works for the police.

HA!

Defreitas told police he had been drinking, they said.
"He was waiting for the effects to wear off. He was afraid to go home and his mother finding alcohol on his breath," Heinzman said.

Mission accomplished, buddy. Your secret is safe.