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 Post subject: Connie O'Riley
PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 8:49 pm 
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Oi, my name is Connie O’Riley. And, before you ask, No! I’m not that O’Reilly! My family is from Kilkenny Ireland, on Emmit St.

I had a pen pal in America for most of my life, Annemarie Harttigan. Her family is of an Irish heritage but they live in New Milan. I wrote her for ages and then decided to come for a visit as an exchange student. Having met her I was surprised to find her a jibber with one foot in the alco life. I blame ‘er friend Melissa fer that. She and I never saw eye to eye, always with the parties and the effin’ and blindin’. I warned Anna about her, but she insisted she was happy out.

I lived with her and ‘er ma and da’ for the few years I was there. Didn’t quite take to her da’ though, he’s a blue shirt type of guy, so I thought it right enough that I legged it back home. Once I was back I realized just how much chicken’s hash I could get by opening up a bar or two that specialized in the Black stuff. So, I forged a few papers and started out my new life.

I attended Kilkenny College, all the while running my very profitable business. After a few years, my bars were hittin’ it off, so I decided to have a nice long drop in with my old friend Anna. After arriving in New Milan, I quickly found out that her brother had come to claim her and take her to Las Dudas. So, I popped on over and found out where she was working, showed up and surprised her. Lucky for me, there was an opening in the company for me to have a bit of fun with.

So now I “work” for this Alexi Kirsniky, or whatever his bloody name is, and I get to spend a lot of time with Anna and her brother (who’s about as useful as tits on a bull, if you ask me.)

At least that’s what I’ll tell you if you ask. 8)

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 Post subject: Re: Connie O'Riley
PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 11:54 pm 
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CONNIE!!! *Runs up and gives her a big hug.* Sorry I've been traveling so much. *Shakes head* "Go to Miami Anna. Go south Anna. Go to New Milan Anna..." They always have me going somewhere. But... *Raises eyebrows slightly and gives Connie a sly smile.* I got you a housewarming gift. I thought muffins. Maybe a little fruit. But no! I had the perfect idea! *Reaches around the corner and pulls out a beautiful glossy black ice bucket artfully overflowing with mini bottles of alcohol. The thing is then wrapped with clear cellophane and tied at the top in a big black bow. With a big smile passes it to Connie. Pointing at the little bottles* Aren't they just so cute? *Clears throat and looks back at Connie.* Anyways... Hows about we toss that up in your room and I show you around town for real?

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 Post subject: Re: Connie O'Riley
PostPosted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 2:03 am 
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Hi Connie!

I'll have to take you out on the town next time I'm in Las Deudas!

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 Post subject: Re: Connie O'Riley
PostPosted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 3:42 am 
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Connie, welcome. Please accept this bottle of 50 year-old Irish Whiskey with my compliments.

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 Post subject: Re: Connie O'Riley
PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:41 pm 
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You know....im just saying...maybe Lissa gets blamed for things...that she shouldnt be...i mean not for nothing. shes not THAT bad...

And useless!!!! useless!!!! who do you think takes care of her!!! Dont tred where ya not welcome Connie, shes my sis

"Welcome to the Game by the way Connie ^_^"

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 Post subject: Re: Connie O'Riley
PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 6:15 pm 
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"I'll show you what it means to not see eye to eye..." Lissa mumbles, wishing she had her bat with her.

"Look, Connie. I've got nothin' against you. I really don't. I also think it would be a good idea for you NOT to give me anything to gripe about. For instance...I DO NOT HAVE AN ALCOHOL PROBLEM!" She pauses to regain her composure, ".....anyway. Anna...her issues...they're not my fault! And thank you Tommy for...hey! You're the one who started this whole let's-blame-everything-on-Lissa-thing! Don't you go sucking up like a lost puppy!"

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 Post subject: Re: Connie O'Riley
PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:21 pm 
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Nah, Melissa just has car accidents because of too much white powder. I told ya that was bad stuff!

(Connie, this means, don't buy coke from a guy named Furio. < shows Connie her Christmas picture of Furio for future reference >)

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 Post subject: Re: Connie O'Riley
PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:32 pm 
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Not white powder! CAKE MIX!!!

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 Post subject: Re: Connie O'Riley
PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:38 pm 
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....Lissa...just let me put a bullet in them both. It will save both myself and yourself time..and trouble cuz thats all that Connie and Angie like to stir up!!!

Dont worry sis ill buy you new friends...besides you always got me and Lissa...not too mention the new girl is nice enough ^_^

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 Post subject: Re: Connie O'Riley
PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:46 pm 
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Why, thank ye. Most people can tell I'm nice right off the bat. It only took you, what, 6 'er 7 years? *mutters "Useless indeed"*

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 Post subject: Re: Connie O'Riley
PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 12:06 am 
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*Looks back an forth between Connie, Lissa, and Tommy as they argue then mumbles to Connie and Angelita.* You notice how defensive she got about the alcohol thing? I'm really trying to help her but she just won't see that she has a problem...

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 Post subject: Re: Connie O'Riley
PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 12:18 am 
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Im not refering to you as nice you you judgemental parasite!!!

*smiles i was refering to Natsya*

As she is the new-er girl...you i plan on putting 6 shells in first chance i get!

Screw this!...come on Lissa lets go out and show the new girl a good time!!

*hugs Anna and whispers to her* "Connie seems like shell fit perfectly with us..good call"

*walks away smiling* ^_^

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 Post subject: Re: Connie O'Riley
PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 12:49 am 
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Lissa frowns and grabs Tommy by his shirt and drags him to go meet up with Natsya.

"You people are rediculous!"

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 Post subject: Re: Connie O'Riley
PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:01 am 
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"I was refering as i was gonna shoot Connie!!! Not You!! besides your too stubborn to die..so why ya frowning!!!"

*Walks with Lissa being dragged*

"Wait!! why am i being dragged!!! i was being nice to you for once!! ow ow ow ok ok im coming!!"

*gets angrily dragged off*

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 Post subject: Re: Connie O'Riley
PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:33 am 
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*Shakes head as Tommy gets pulled away. Turns back to Angelita and Connie smiling.* Well now that that's taken care of... Drinks anyone? Clarence will be working soon!

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