Out of Character
Hey everyone. My name is Scott, and I've been playing the Mafia tabletop for about two years now (up until Mr. Field decided to leave us all alone in New Jersey.) I'm a 25 year old Radio Shack manager, which means I'm not always available and never have any money. I like long walks on the beach, romantic dinners... wait, this isn't True.com, is it?

I like to think of myself as a comedian, and will do just about anything for a laugh, so expect some randomness from me. I'm good natured and don't mean any harm to anyone, so iff'n you need a good laugh or a smile, feel free to get in touch with me.

On a side note, I do a fairly decent Russian accent, and as Sasha is practically right off the boat, I will probably type it out in character. I'm available for all translations, but I'll try and keep it understandable.

In Character
Hello, comrades. My nyame is Sasha Klaznikov. I vwos stodying for bwisness in United States vwhen Ohnkle Alexi vwos asking me to help him in femily affers in New Meelan. He now asks me to help him run bwisness here in Las Dudas, and I board ferst plane to come vwest. If there is ehnything I can do to... how do you sey... asseesting in local affehrs, pleese feeling free to ask me.

If ehnyvwone is vwondering, my fother vwos Yuri. Pleese do not tolking about him... is vwery sore soobject. Ask Herold and he can tell you... he vwos reising me from vwery smoll child.

Hi, Scott! You do drink your vodka from a shot glass, don't you?

Hi Scott, and welcome aboard.
Hi also to those that have joined on recently for the campaign. Glad to see things in full swing!

I go by Sophia here; and posted a very short, pseudo-in char. bio a while back. IRL isn't too far off from the character bio, tho. For those of you that have the PDF of the CM: West Coast, you're privy to a wonderful shot of my bruised arm (the things I do for show-bid-nez) as well as most of the other props, and my mad editing skills. (ha.) I don't post a whole lot, but when I do it's usually playing catch-up on the forum. I don't have the tenacity Mr D has to seek out all those oddball news stories!

Hopefully things will continue to keep jumpin' online! Have fun!

Hi Sophia! Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, too, Angelita. And no, I don't do vodka shots. I drink it out of my sippie-cup because vodka does bad things to my stomach-bouncer. I can't really hold liquor at all, actually XD