Since last week I was singing the praise of a drinking buddy; this week I must educate you all on the deadliest weapon ever concieved. One part blade and one part blow gun. The one I picked up had the name "Deathblow" on the box and for good reason. The blade is stealth black, because who needs their location given away by flashy steel?
This thing is so deadly you could kill people just while talking about it. be safe out there frat brothers, pack a blowgun knife.

Dude, that is messed up. Rambo could kill like a million guys with that.

-TD

I'm a little ashamed of myself, but I want to see the new Rambo movie.

Dude, we, a fans of Sylvester Stallone, have to work hard not to go see any of his movies. He spends it all on steroids and plastic surgery, I hear. Look what it's done to him! He's a freak of nature now. Do you realize he's 85? 85 with pecs like that! It's not right. It's an affront to God I say. The only thing we can do is stop watching. That way, Sly will run out of money, begin aging gracefully and come to his senses. Maybe he'll even get fat again and make something good like Copland.

But I just don't know, bro. I just don't know.

-TD

Um, Mr. D., he's only 61. Still, most guys only dream of having pecs like that at 61.