My friends,

Mr. D has recently acquired some quality merchandise from, uh, some friends. Yeah, they found this truck full of all kind of stuff. It just seemed a shame to waste it all. And, just in time for da Holidays, Mr. D. is offering a very generous incentive plan. Anyone dat buys a shirt or whatever gains +10 Respect and -5 Suspicion. Could come in handy considerin' all the business that gets done this time of year. Anyhow, here's da link. A special shout out to da Jordanos for assisting on da website thing:

http://www.cafepress.com/completemafia

Frankie Viola for Mr. D.