((Hmmm...I had to delete my last post because I was afraid it would have gotten me killed...eeehh...))

Lissa was forced to bite her tongue rather than say what she wanted to say, "Sure...whatever you say Mr. Klaznikov...it's not necessary..."

((I don't think "killed" would have happened... but then, I didn't see the post))

Such a pretty young lady should not be tainting her personality with such dirty vords, Ms. Conner. Is unbecoming of beauty. Where did Tommy go?

((Technically we're not even here right now. Everyone is shopping in "Oh the Rise".))

"Huh? Dirty words? What did I say? I didn't say anything!"

((That butthole. I was trying to talk to him... nor will he pick up his phone when I call. Zero help, I swear lol))

You are saying ignorance is b***h. Is bad vord, Ms. Conner.

And please, you can calling me Sasha.

Lissa justs bursts out laughing, "No, no, no, no, no! I said 'bliss'! B. L. I. S. S. As in happiness, a LOT of happiness...like heaven. The phrase, it's like say you have a sandwich...and...when you aren't looking Tommy takes it and dropps it on the ground, picks it up and brushes it off so it looks like nothing happened. You would be ignorant because you wouldn't know that it was dropped on the ground so you would sit there enjoying your sandwich with no idea of all the bacteria and dirt that you were putting inside your mouth. It kind of goes along with the saying 'what he doesn't know won't hurt him'. Does that make sense?"

"Oh, then in that case you can just call me Lissa...or Melissa...or whatever you want, as long as I know you're talking to me it's cool."

Da, it does. I am sorry... American college does not teach me these things. Is more like how to solve for theory of Pythagoras. Why are they teaching things I vill never need to know?

It is pleasure to meet you, Melissa. I am thinking... I am going to making you new translator and teacher for English language. I am wanting to learn more... slang. I am knowing some now!

Holds out his hand for a high five.

Slap me skin, brother!

"Yeah, I know, that's why I never went to college. It's a waste of time, we've got better things to do."

"Yeah, you are. One tip, rather than 'I am knowing some now' try 'I know some now'," she returns the high five, "Right and...uuh...you wouldn't refer to me as 'brother' it would be 'sister'...you know what...I think it would be best if you don't use that phrase at all," Lissa smiles, "It just doesn't fit a big Russian mobster."

((Alright, Scott, you are really going to end up embarassing your character. lol))

((You kidding? Sasha's a total goofball when it's not time to get to business. He owns rubber duckie pajamas lol. And his English is terrible. Vwery, vwery behd. I want to be able to type like a human again...))

Da, better things indeed. So is not "I am knowing" but "I... know"? Nobody... tells?... me this.

((That's cool though. Lissa's supposed to have a little bit of an Irish accent cuz her parents had really thick accents but English was still her first language...but anyway I don't know Irish accents well enough to be able to speak with it, let alone type with it.))

"Yes, yes! That's right! But now I'm telling you this. You only use 'am telling' or 'am knowing'...wait...but that's...DANGIT! English SUCKS! Nevermind, you'll catch on eventually. No wonder you get confused," Lissa grabs the left over dishes and puts them in the sink, "Anyway, I have to go finish getting ready 'cuz apparently we're all going shopping. And although I really like your pjs...you probably should too."

Lissa gets up and heads upstairs to take a shower and get dressed then afterwards heads out with Anna and Tommy.

((Whoo... -sings- Lets do the TIME WARP AGAIN! -wooshes over to the other topic which is apparently about an hour or so into the future-))

Da, these are very good for relaxing in home, but anything outside I need to wearing - wear - something more... uh... professional. I vill see you at mall later. And thank you for lesson of confusing English language.

Gets up from the kitchen and walks off to wherever he can go to get his clothes. Nobody's sure how he got in the condo that morning, but eventually he makes it home and gets changed.

((I gotta go, I'm leaving work. I'll be on again tomorrow. I had fun, thank you ^^))